The First Tuesday Club (FTC) is a social gathering for senior IT Security professionals held monthly in the City of London. Portcullis have sponsored this function on several occasions and this last one was our first Christmas FTC and undoubtedly the best. The turnout was impressive and the wine and nibbles were served by very pretty helpers from Santa's Grotto. They made a stark contrast to our Marketing Manager Clive Room who dressed up as a Christmas Fairy in fishnet tights and wings and sang "Nobody Loves a Fairy When He's Forty!" If you weren't there, you now have some idea of what you missed. However, all is not lost as we are already down as the sponsors for next year's Christmas FTC when heaven only knows what costume Clive will turn up in!